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No good thing is failure and no evil thing success. -

Italian Proverb
You have debts, and make debts still; if you've not

lied, lie you will. - Spanish Proverb
Everything new is beautiful. - Italian Proverb
Arms and money require good hands. - Spanish Proverb
He who has once burnt his mouth always blows his soup. -

German Proverb
A malignant sore throat is a danger; a malignant throat

not sore is worse. - American Proverb
Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little

health; fond of friars, little honour. - Spanish Proverb
That is pleasant to remember which was hard to endure. -

Italian Proverb
Nature has given us two ears, two eyes, and but one

tongue. - German Proverb
He that never fails never grows rich. - Italian Proverb
Once burned by milk you will blow on cold water. -

Russian Proverb
A fast is better than a bad meal. - Irish Proverb
You must crack the nuts before you can eat the kernel. -

Irish Proverb
Make good flour and you need no trumpet. - Portuguese

Proverb
Noble and common blood is of the same color. - German

Proverb
Women's tears are a fountain of craft. - Italian Proverb
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the

doctor's book. - Irish Proverb
Don't cry till you are out of the wood. - American

Proverb
A single arrow is easily broken, but not ten in a

bundle. - Japanese Proverb
A cracked pot never fell off the hook. - Italian Proverb
Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you. - Spanish

Proverb
Marrying is easy, but housekeeping is hard. - German

Proverb
It is not necessary to fall into a well to know its

depth. - Spanish Proverb
If you would be well served, serve yourself. - Spanish

Proverb
Compare your griefs with other men's and they will seem

less. - Spanish Proverb
Lucky charms protect you only if you have your own luck.

- Darkovan Proverb
He who wants to be rich in a year comes to the gallows

in half a year. - Spanish Proverb
Necessity unites hearts. - German Proverb
When thieves fall out, their knaveries come to light. -

Portuguese Proverb
Who cannot beat the horse let him beat the saddle. -

Italian Proverb
He who serves many masters must neglect some of them. -

Spanish Proverb
Beginning and ending shake hands. - German Proverb
He who does not mix with the crowd knows nothing. -

Spanish Proverb
There is truth in wine. - Spanish Proverb
Proverbs are the children of experience. - English

Proverb
Flatterers are cats that lick before and scratch behind.

- German Proverb
Of war all can tattle, away from the battle. - German

Proverb
My No is as good as your Yes. - Italian Proverb
There is nothing so evil as the mind of a virtuous

woman. - Darkovan Proverb
He to whom God gives no sons, the devil gives nephews. -

Spanish Proverb
The devil is not so ugly as he is painted. - Portuguese

Proverb
If I cannot move the powers above, Acheron itself shall

be appealed to. [If fair means cannot, foul shall.] -

German Proverb
Eating sets the head to rights. - Spanish Proverb
No need to seek shelter for an old ox. - Spanish Proverb
What is too high, that let fly. - German Proverb
To love and be wise is impossible. - Spanish Proverb
The unrighteous penny corrupts the righteous pound. -

German Proverb
He who goes with wolves learns to howl. - Spanish

Proverb
He who is born to misfortunate stumbles as he goes, and

though he fall on his back will fracture his nose. -

German Proverb
Better a patch than a hole. - German Proverb
Every man has a fool in his sleeve. - Italian Proverb
Walk straight, my son - as the old crab said to the

young crab. - Irish Proverb
What keeps out the cold keeps out the heat. - Italian

Proverb
Would you know your daughter? See her in company. -

Portuguese Proverb
Who neither believes heaven or hell, the devil heartily

wishes him well. - German Proverb
Where vain-glory reigns, folly is prime counsellor. -

Darkovan Proverb
I do not tell thee what thou art, thou wilt tell it

thyself. - Spanish Proverb
A weapon which you don't have in your hand won't kill a

snake. - African Proverb
An oak is not felled at one stroke. - Spanish Proverb
Boys avoid the bees that stung 'em. - German Proverb
He that may not as he wad, maun do as he may. - German

Proverb
A lovelorn cook oversalts the porridge. - German Proverb
The well-dressed woman draws her husband away from

another woman's door. - Spanish Proverb
The dog that barks much, bites little. - Portuguese

Proverb
No choice is ever wholly unregretted, each brings more

joy and more sorrow than we can foresee. - Darkovan

Proverb
All are not cooks who carry long knives. - German

Proverb
No one can guard against treachery. - German Proverb
When old horses get warm, they are not easily held in. -

German Proverb
Discover not your silent money (i.e. your hoarded money)

to anybody. - Spanish Proverb
The fertile field becomes sterile without rest. -

Spanish Proverb
Whatever way you take there is a league of bad road. -

Spanish Proverb
Beat your wife on the wedding day, and your married life

will be happy. - Japanese Proverb
The office teaches the man. - German Proverb
When pleasure interferes with business, give up

business. - American Proverb
Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater. - American

Proverb
No one ever became poor through giving alms. - Italian

Proverb
On an uphill road, give your horse his reins. - Darkovan

Proverb
Set a sprat to catch a mackerel. - Spanish Proverb
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. - Portuguese

Proverb
Mouth shut and eyes open. - Italian Proverb
Who readily borrows, readily lies. - German Proverb
It takes two to make a bargain. - American Proverb
Better one good thing that is than two good things that

were. - Irish Proverb
Rather mulberry than almond. (The almond-tree is in

blossom earlier than the mulberry.) - Spanish Proverb
The wish is the father of the deed. - American Proverb
As the twig is bent, so is the tree inclined. - German

Proverb
Much money, much friends. - German Proverb
Who goes himself is in earnest, who sends is

indifferent. - Italian Proverb
What belongs to the ravens is never drowned. - German

Proverb
Faintheart is always in danger. - Portuguese Proverb
Quarreling dogs come halting home. - American Proverb
Tit for tat. - German Proverb
Speak well of your friend; of your enemy neither well

nor ill. - Italian Proverb
The threshold says nothing but what it hears of the

hinge. - Spanish Proverb
One rotten sheepe will marre a whole flocke. - German

Proverb
Some have the fame, and other card the wool. - Spanish

Proverb
Pride went out on horseback, and returned on foot. -

Italian Proverb
Many who build castles in the air cannot build a hut on

earth. - German Proverb
The worst pig often gets the best pear. - Italian

Proverb
So wise, so young, they say, do ne'er live long. -

Spanish Proverb
It is not the load but the overload that kills. -

Spanish Proverb
A proverb is the child of experience. - English Proverb
Services unrequired go unrequited. - German Proverb
If the wife sins the husband is not innocent. - Italian

Proverb
Ale in, wit out. - English Proverb
Vows made in storms are forgotten in calms. - English

Proverb
Who says little has little to answer for. - German

Proverb
The busy man is troubled with but one devil, the idle

man by a thousand. - Spanish Proverb
Saving is a greater art than gaining. - German Proverb
With the Gospel men may become heretics. - Italian

Proverb
Everybody knows good counsel except him who has need of

it. - German Proverb
He knows it as well as his Lord's Prayer. - Spanish

Proverb
Thought when sober, said when drunk. - German Proverb
The morning sun never lasts a day. - Russian Proverb
It is a beggar's pride that he is not a thief. -

Japanese Proverb
If the thunder is not loud, the peasant forgets to cross

himself. - Russian Proverb
Never ask pardon before you are accused. - Spanish

Proverb
One bell serves a parish. - Italian Proverb
Translators, traitors. - Italian Proverb
A voluntary burthen is no burthen. - Italian Proverb
A cat pent up becomes a lion. - Italian Proverb
A friend, and look to thyself. - Italian Proverb
All the smiths . . . can't mend a broken egg. - Darkovan

Proverb
Young men may die, but old men must die. - German

Proverb
Children should be seen and not heard. - Portuguese

Proverb
Dead men tell no tales. - Portuguese Proverb
A pack of cards is the devil's prayer-book. - German

Proverb
Where there is shame, there is virtue. - German Proverb
Happy the house in which there is no shaven crown. -

Spanish Proverb
He who does not whip the child does not mend the youth.

- Spanish Proverb
As good eat the devil as the broth he was boiled in. -

German Proverb
Shoot at a pigeon and kill a crow. - Spanish Proverb
One man knocks in the nail, and another hangs his hat on

it. - German Proverb
The king likes the treachery, but not the traitor. -

Spanish Proverb
Fire and love do not say "Go to your work." - Spanish

Proverb
It is always good to have two strings to your bow. -

Italian Proverb
One enemy can harm you more than a hundred friends can

do you good. - German Proverb
He who eats pears with his master should not choose the

best. - Italian Proverb
Better is one "Take this," than two "I-will-give-you." -

Portuguese Proverb
Nothing looks more like a man of sense than a fool who

holds his tongue. - German Proverb
Not every land has all at hand. - German Proverb
Every one basteth the fat hog, while the lean one

burneth. - German Proverb
Where there's no love, all faults are seen. - German

Proverb
Under white ashes there is glowing coal. - Italian

Proverb
It dawns none the sooner for all one's early rising. -

Portuguese Proverb
What the lion cannot, the fox can. - German Proverb
Silence is golden, speech is silver. - American Proverb
There is no beard so well shaven but another barber will

find something more to shave from it. - Italian Proverb
To tell tales out of school. - Japanese Proverb
Dear physic always does good, if not to the patient, at

least to the apothecary. - German Proverb
It is human to err, but diabolical to persevere. -

German Proverb
When you die, your trumpeter will be buried. - Spanish

Proverb
Every one has his master. - German Proverb
The wise knows that he does not know; the ignoramus

thinks he knows. - Spanish Proverb
A ragged sack holds no grain, a poor man is not taken

into counsel. - Italian Proverb
He who hath ears to hear, let him hear. - German Proverb
The evil wound is cured, but not the evil name. -

Spanish Proverb
He that will to Cupar maun to Cupar. - English Proverb
Laws go where money pleases. - Portuguese Proverb
Anger dies quickly with a good man. - English Proverb
The man in the moon stole the wood. - German Proverb
A beard lathered is half shaved. - Portuguese Proverb
A grand eloquence, little conscience. - Spanish Proverb
A golden hammer breaks an iron gate. - German Proverb
Flies flock to the lean horse. - Italian Proverb
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight; red sky in the

morning, shepherd's warning. - German Proverb
Too much bursts the bag. - German Proverb
Never advise a man to go to the wars, or to marry. -

Spanish Proverb
Imagination gallops, judgment merely walks. - Italian

Proverb
Other towns, other lasses. - German Proverb
Desert and reward seldom keep company. - Russian Proverb
Poor men do penance for rich men's sins. - Italian

Proverb
Before you marry consider what you do. - Portuguese

Proverb
The mare's kicks are caresses to the horse. - Spanish

Proverb
Time brings everything, to those who can wait for it. -

German Proverb
Never buy through your ears but through your eyes. -

Irish Proverb
The bigger they are, the harder they fall. - Portuguese

Proverb
A mewing cat is never a good mouser. - Spanish Proverb
Until death there is no knowing what may befal. -

Italian Proverb
Where MacGregor sits at the head of the table. - Spanish

Proverb
One basket of grapes does not make a vintage. - Italian

Proverb
Every man should support himself, and not hang upon

another. - Spanish Proverb
It's no use locking the stable door after the horse has

bolted. - Irish Proverb
If you would live healthy, be old early. - Spanish

Proverb
The pope and a peasant know more than the pope together.

- Italian Proverb
The world wags on with three things: doing, undoing, and

pretending. - Italian Proverb
The rat that knows but one hole is soon caught. -

Portuguese Proverb
A close mouth and open eyes never did any one harm. -

German Proverb
He who has a tongue, may go to Rome. - Italian Proverb
He that at twenty is not, at thirty knows not, and at

forty has not, will never be, nor ever know, nor ever

have. - Italian Proverb
Strength avails not a coward. - Italian Proverb
Good words and no deeds are rushes and reeds. - Spanish

Proverb
Vision without action is a daydream. Action with without

vision is a nightmare. - Japanese Proverb
They are not all friends who laugh with you. - German

Proverb
Truth finds no asylum. - German Proverb
He who takes the wrong road must make his journey twice

over. - Spanish Proverb
He who stands godfather to a wolf should have a dog

under his cloak. - German Proverb
Corsair against corsair nothing is got but empty casks.

- Spanish Proverb
As the old cock crows so crows the young. - German

Proverb
Every hare may pluck the dead lion's mane. - German

Proverb
Gray hairs are death's blossoms. - English Proverb
Through being too knowing the fox lost his tail. -

Italian Proverb
The tired mare goes willingly to grass. - Portuguese

Proverb
A rich man is either a scoundrel or the heir of a

scoundrel. - Spanish Proverb
Look high and fall low. - Italian Proverb
Many little makes a mickle. - Portuguese Proverb
Vetches seem bitter to the full-cropped pigeon. -

Italian Proverb
The fat is in the fire. - German Proverb
It is vain to fish if the hook is not baited. - Italian

Proverb
An old flag is an honour to its captain. - Italian

Proverb
Birds of prey do not sing. - German Proverb
You have nobody to blame but yourself if you stumble

more than once over the same stump. - Italian Proverb
Weeds want no sowing. - German Proverb
The eye of the master fattens the horse. - Italian

Proverb
Never burn your fingers to snuff another man's candle. -

Irish Proverb
He who builds by the roadside has many surveyors. -

Italian Proverb
Never cut what can be untied. - Portuguese Proverb
He who is not for me, is against me. - German Proverb
Words are good, but fowls lay eggs. - German Proverb
For the buyer a hundred eyes are too few, for the seller

one is enough. - Italian Proverb
Whom a serpent has bitten a lizard alarms. - African

Proverb
There is reason in the roasting of eggs. - Portuguese

Proverb
Children suck the mother when they are young and the

father when they are old. - English Proverb
There is measure in all things. - Spanish Proverb
War begun, hell unchained. - Italian Proverb
That that comes of a cat will catch mice. - Italian

Proverb
The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives. - English

Proverb
Entreat the churl and the bargain is broken off. -

Italian Proverb
Once upon a time, no time. - German Proverb
The longest way round is the shortest way home. -

Italian Proverb
It is not the same thing to talk of bulls as to be in

the bullring. - Spanish Proverb
Close, but no cigar. - American Proverb
Who changes his condition changes fortune. - Italian

Proverb
The ass knows well in whose face be brays. - Spanish

Proverb
No house without a mouse. - German Proverb
The fear of war is worse than war itself. - Italian

Proverb
Though we are negroes, we are men, and have souls. -

Portuguese Proverb
The devil likes to souse what is already wet. - German

Proverb
Have not all your eggs in one nest. - Italian Proverb
Set a peasant on horseback, and he forgets both God and

man. - Spanish Proverb
Even a fly has its spleen. - Italian Proverb
He who digs a pit for others falls into it himself. -

German Proverb
A dimple in the chin; a devil within. - Irish Proverb
Truth ill-timed is as bad as a lie. - German Proverb
Like a parakeet that says what he knows but doesn't know

what he says. - Spanish Proverb
The ox spoke and said "Moo." - Spanish Proverb
No smoke without fire. - German Proverb
A woman and a hen are soon lost through gadding. -

Portuguese Proverb
Don't try to run before you can walk. - Darkovan Proverb
Every one thinks his own cross heaviest. - Italian

Proverb
Speaking comes by nature, silence by understanding. -

German Proverb
Erring is not cheating. - German Proverb
Gluttony kills more than the sword. - Italian Proverb
Small rain lays a great wind. - Italian Proverb
He who doth his own business defileth not his fingers. -

Italian Proverb
He who has a straw tail is always in fear of its

catching fire. - Italian Proverb
A man may hap to bring home with him what makes him

weep. - Spanish Proverb
Good men are scarce. - Portuguese Proverb
Envy envies itself. - German Proverb
Confide a secret to a dumb man and he will speak. -

Russian Proverb
No one sees his own faults. - German Proverb
No one is poor but he who thinks himself so. -

Portuguese Proverb
Times tries a'. - Portuguese Proverb
Plough deep and you will have plenty of corn. - Spanish

Proverb
He can do but little who cannot threaten another. -

Spanish Proverb
Take gifts with a sigh; most men give to be paid. -

Irish Proverb
There is an exception to every rule. - German Proverb
An egg is an egg, said the beadle, but he took the

goose-egg. - German Proverb
When shepherds quarrel, the wolf has a winning game. -

German Proverb
Green Christmas, a white Easter. - German Proverb
The eye is never satiated with seeing. - German Proverb
A good year is determined by its spring. - Portuguese

Proverb
Before you marry, beware, for it is a knot difficult to

untie. - Spanish Proverb
Two can play at that game. - Spanish Proverb
The honest man enjoys the theft. - Spanish Proverb
Happy is the bride that the sun shines on. - Italian

Proverb
God grant, dear wife, that this son be ours. - Spanish

Proverb
Even a fly has its anger. - Italian Proverb
Walk till the blood appears on the cheek, but not the

sweat on the brow. - Spanish Proverb
On dry land even brackish water is good. - Spanish

Proverb
Who sows ill reaps ill. - Italian Proverb
He who esteems none but himself is as happy as a king. -

Italian Proverb
To change one's habits smacks of death. - Portuguese

Proverb
Afraid of his own shadow. - Japanese Proverb
Look with suspicion on the flight of an enemy. - Italian

Proverb
From the straws in the air we judge of the wind. -

Portuguese Proverb
One lie makes many. - Italian Proverb
Faith in a lord, a cap for the fool. - Italian Proverb
All ships leak: some amidships, some in the bows, some

in the hold. - Italian Proverb
Misreckoning is no payment. - German Proverb
Fortune and misfortune are two buckets in a well. -

German Proverb
Many go out for wool, and come home shorn. - German

Proverb
So good that he is good for nothing. - Italian Proverb
He is a great simpleton who starves himself to feed

another. - Spanish Proverb
Every herring must hang by its own gill. - German

Proverb
Will he nill he, the ass must go the fair. - Portuguese

Proverb
Like father, like son. - Portuguese Proverb
Man without woman, is head without body; woman without

man, is body without head. - German Proverb
Neither serve one who has been a servant, nor beg of one

who has been a beggar. - Spanish Proverb
Every one sneezes as God pleases. - Spanish Proverb
Many small make a great. - German Proverb
Every day has it night. - Italian Proverb
Nature teaches us to love our friends, but religion our

enemies. - German Proverb
What you lend to a friend, an enemy sues for. - German

Proverb
He who throws away money with his hands will seek it

with his feet. - Italian Proverb
He who reforms, God assists. - Spanish Proverb
He who receives the offerings let him ring the bells. -

Spanish Proverb
Places are God's; placemen are the devil's. - German

Proverb
What's everybody's business is nobody's business. -

Spanish Proverb
Opportunities, like eggs, come one at a time. - American

Proverb
Who arrays himself in other men's garments is stripped

on the highway. - Spanish Proverb
I would rather have a dog my friend than enemy. - German

Proverb
A bad man's gift is like his master. - Spanish Proverb
Neither trust or contend, nor lay wagers or lend, and

you'll have peace to your end. - Portuguese Proverb
Advice should precede the act. - German Proverb
Under my cloak I kill the king. - Spanish Proverb
Poverty has no kin. - Italian Proverb
He who has no head wants no hat. - Spanish Proverb
If the brain sows not corn, it plants thistles. - German

Proverb
Length begets loathing. - English Proverb
Beware of "Had I but known." - Italian Proverb
A fool throws a stone into a well, and it requires a

hundred wise men to get it out again. - Italian Proverb
She is good who is close to the fire and does not burn.

- Spanish Proverb
The beggar's bag is bottomless. - German Proverb
Alas! father, another daughter is born to you. - Spanish

Proverb
If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle. -

Spanish Proverb
I know well what I say when I ask for bread. - Spanish

Proverb
God delays but doesn't forget. - Spanish Proverb
To a quick ear half a word. - German Proverb
In a wood don't walk behind another. - Spanish Proverb
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the

problem. - African Proverb
The friar who begs for God begs for two. - Spanish

Proverb
Money soothes more than a gentleman's words. - Spanish

Proverb
A boaster and a liar are cousins. - Spanish Proverb
Pills must be bolted, not chewed. - German Proverb
He who gives bread to others' dogs is often barked at by

his own. - Italian Proverb
Give the devil his due. - English Proverb
When he was born, Solomon passed by his door, and could

not go in. - Spanish Proverb
Who is to carry the cat to the water? - Spanish Proverb
With a little wrong a man comes by his right. - Spanish

Proverb
What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.

- German Proverb
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry. - Spanish

Proverb
Three men helping one another will do as much as six men

singly. - Spanish Proverb
Many scruple to spit in church, and afterwards defile

the altar. - Italian Proverb
When the fox preaches, look to the geese. - German

Proverb
Silent worms dig holes in the walls. - Japanese Proverb
What does not happen in a year may happen in a moment. -

Spanish Proverb
I see by my daughter's face when the devil lays hold of

my son-in-law. - Portuguese Proverb
I don't want the cheese; I just want out of the trap. -

Spanish Proverb
The kite's malady, its wings broken and its beak sound.

- Spanish Proverb
I renounce the friend who eats what is mine with me, and

what is his own by himself. - Portuguese Proverb
Honesty is like an icicle; if once it melts that is the

end of it. - American Proverb
To find oneself in tight breeches. (Ill at ease - we say

in tight boots.) - Spanish Proverb
Who gives, teaches a return. - Italian Proverb
If you want fire, look for it in the ashes. - German

Proverb
All in the way of joke the wolf goes to the ass. -

Spanish Proverb
Report makes the wolf bigger than he is. - German

Proverb
Better lose a supper than have a hundred physicians. -

Spanish Proverb
He would break his neck against a straw. - Italian

Proverb
The bird hunting a locust is unaware of the hawk hunting

him. - Portuguese Proverb
If some men knew who some men were, then some would pay

the more honour there. - German Proverb
Of words and feathers, it takes many to make a pound. -

German Proverb
The mountain labored and brought forth a mouse. -

Spanish Proverb
A pig bought on credit is forever grunting. - Spanish

Proverb
Confidence begets confidence. - German Proverb
An egg is dear on Easter day. - Russian Proverb
Though you seat the frog on a golden stool, he'll soon

jump off again into the pool. - German Proverb
He who seeks, finds. - Spanish Proverb
The best spices are in small bags. - Italian Proverb
Don't use a lot where a little will do. - American

Proverb
Were a woman rules the house, the devil is serving-man.

- German Proverb
When his head is broken he puts on his helmet. - Italian

Proverb
Who troubles others has no rest himself. - Italian

Proverb
Success consecrates the foulest crimes. - Russian

Proverb
Water does not run under a lying stone. - Russian

Proverb
When the calf is stolen, the peasant mends the stall. -

German Proverb
Who excuses himself without being accused makes his

fault manifest. - Italian Proverb
Who has no shame all the world is his own. - Italian

Proverb
Count your blessings. - German Proverb
Better there should be too much than too little. -

Spanish Proverb
No ape but swears he has the handsomest children. -

German Proverb
On a hot day muffle yourself more. - Spanish Proverb
A bad mother wishes for good children. - Spanish Proverb
A closed mouth catches no flies. - Italian Proverb
One cannot blow and swallow at the same time. - Spanish

Proverb
Never let the sun go down on your anger. - Italian

Proverb
Do not fret for news, it will grow old and you will know

it. - Spanish Proverb
The best feed of a horse is his master's eye. - Spanish

Proverb
To protest and knock one's head against the wall is what

everybody can do. - Italian Proverb
Be merry, Shrovetide, for to-morrow thou wilt be ashes.

- Spanish Proverb
Who lies down with dogs gets up with fleas. - Italian

Proverb
To live long, eat like a cat, drink like a dog. - German

Proverb
I too can lead the geese to water when it rains. -

Italian Proverb
A monk in his cloister, a fish in the water, a thief in

the gallows. - German Proverb
The absent get further off every day. - Japanese Proverb
Where there no fools, there would be no wise men. -

German Proverb
Money soothes more than the words of a cavalier. -

Portuguese Proverb
Silence is golden. - American Proverb
The tailor ill-dressed, the shoemaker ill-shod. -

Portuguese Proverb
Words won't feet cats. - Italian Proverb
He who serves is not free. - Spanish Proverb
Enjoy your little while the fool seeks for more. -

Spanish Proverb
The north wind has no corn and a poor man no friend. -

English Proverb
Don't scuffle with the potter, for he makes money by the

damage. - Spanish Proverb
Man cannot live by bread alone. - American Proverb
The end of an ox is beef, and the end of a lie is grief.

- African Proverb
My teeth before my relations. - Spanish Proverb
It is easier to build two hearths than always to keep

fire on one. - German Proverb
The more one has the more one wants. - Spanish Proverb
Every dog has his day. - English Proverb
He who would stop every man's mouth must have a great

deal of meal. - Italian Proverb
A grain does not fill a sieve, but it helps its fellow.

- Spanish Proverb
Beware of the vinegar of sweet wine. - Italian Proverb
Clergymen's sons always turn out badly. - Spanish

Proverb
He is in no place who is everywhere. - Italian Proverb
If you want to know what a man is really like, notice

how he acts when he loses money. - Spanish Proverb
What the gods make, the planet can find use for. -

Darkovan Proverb
What goes around, comes around. - German Proverb
The fool passes for wise if he is silent. - Portuguese

Proverb
Women are as fickle as April weather. - German Proverb
More unlucky than dogs in church. - Italian Proverb
Every time history repeats itself the price goes up. -

Italian Proverb
The more the fox is cursed, the more prey he catches. -

Italian Proverb
Pay-day comes every day. - German Proverb
Let your purse be your master. - German Proverb
A man never becomes an orator if he has something to

say. - American Proverb
There are more hands than heads. - German Proverb
There's no making the ass drink when his is not thirsty.

- Italian Proverb
The pebble in the brook secretly thinks itself a

precious stone. - Japanese Proverb
Riches abuse them who know not how to use them. - German

Proverb
Despair doubles our strength. - English Proverb
Friendships are cheap when they can be brought by

doffing the hat. - Italian Proverb
It needs no laran to prophesy snow at midwinter. -

Darkovan Proverb
A bold onset is half the battle. - German Proverb
Who speaks ill of others to you will speak ill of you to

others. - German Proverb
Trust me, but look to thyself. - Irish Proverb
Nothing should be done in a hurry except catching fleas.

- German Proverb
One good word quenches more heat than a bucket of water.

- Italian Proverb
A clear bargain, a dear friend. - Italian Proverb
Kill not the goose that lays the golden eggs. - English

Proverb
'Tis too late to spare, When the bottom is bare. -

German Proverb
Mouth and heart are wide apart. - German Proverb
If you would grow poor without perceiving it, employ

workmen and go to sleep. - Portuguese Proverb
Skilled hands eat trouts. - Spanish Proverb
Three things are not to be trusted; a cow's horn, a

dog's tooth, and a horse's hoof. - Spanish Proverb
A great liar has need of good memory. - Italian Proverb
Small rain lays great dust. - Italian Proverb
A gold ring does not cure a felon. - Italian Proverb
Attack is the best form of defense. - Spanish Proverb
Kissing goes by favour. - English Proverb
Whom fortune favours, the world favours. - German

Proverb
Love grows with obstacles. - German Proverb
The people's voice is God's voice. - German Proverb
The most dangerous food is a wedding cake. - American

Proverb
When the rabbit has escaped, comes advice. - Spanish

Proverb
Everyone must row with the oars he has. - English

Proverb
Mary Busybody never wants a bad day, and Mary Drone has

God to give and bring to her. - Spanish Proverb
The fall of the leaf; is a whisper to the living. -

Russian Proverb
One starts the hare, another catches it. - Italian

Proverb
Have you any Spanish? (Meaning, Have you got any money?)

- English Proverb
Another man's trade costs money. - Portuguese Proverb
While there's life there's hope. - Italian Proverb
One man's story is no story; hear both sides. - German

Proverb
He who learns, teaches. - African Proverb
He who does the wrong forgets it, but not he who

receives it. - Italian Proverb
Get three Darkovans together and they hold a dance. -

Darkovan Proverb
To the fallen tree, hatchets! hatchets! - Italian

Proverb
Don't speak unless you can improve on the silence. -

Spanish Proverb
A mile walk with a friend has only one hundred steps. -

Russian Proverb
The thief is sorry he is to be hanged, not that he is a

thief. - Irish Proverb
There are ills that happen for good. - Portuguese

Proverb
He who helps everybody, helps nobody. - Spanish Proverb
Who takes an eel by the tail or a woman by her word,

grasp as he will, holds nothing fast. - German Proverb
If thou hast not a capon, feed on an onion. - English

Proverb
One never wept but another laughed. - Italian Proverb
Better, There he goes, than There he hangs. - German

Proverb
Every one thinks his own a falcon. - German Proverb
If the sky falls there will be pots broken. - Spanish

Proverb
Honour a good man that he may honour you, and a bad man

that he may not dishonour you. - Portuguese Proverb
Trueman's house stands the longest. - German Proverb
To-morrow's remedy will not ward off the evil of to-day.

- Spanish Proverb
Confess and be hanged. - Portuguese Proverb
If you play with fire you get burnt. - Spanish Proverb
The sooner begun, the sooner done. - Portuguese Proverb
A solitary man is either a brute or an angel. - Italian

Proverb
A fool may chance to put something into a wise man's

head. - African Proverb
One knife keeps another in its sheath. - Italian Proverb
She is fond of greens who kisses the gardener. - Spanish

Proverb
A small spark makes a great fire. - Portuguese Proverb
Of what use is it that the cow gives plenty of milk, if

she upset the pail. - German Proverb
A man may lose his goods for want of demanding them. -

Spanish Proverb
Many see more with one eye that others with two. -

German Proverb
If you would have your work ill done, pay beforehand. -

Italian Proverb
Where there is smoke there is fire. - German Proverb
It is not always good to be wise. - German Proverb
He who ploughs with young oxen, makes crooked furrows. -

German Proverb
If thou canst not see the bottom, wade not. - English

Proverb
Coming events cast their shadow before. - Spanish

Proverb
The fuller the cask, the duller its sound. - German

Proverb
He who would catch fish must not mind wetting himself. -

Portuguese Proverb
Yorkshire born and Yorkshire bred, strong in the arm and

weak in the head. - German Proverb
One ass among many monkeys is grinned at by all. -

Spanish Proverb
Go to bed with the lamb, and rise with the lark. -

Spanish Proverb
Many speak much who cannot speak well. - American

Proverb
Play not with a man till you hurt him, nor jest till you

shame him. - German Proverb
Every man is a fool in some man's opinion. - Spanish

Proverb
Ill fares the young bird in the urchin's hand. -

Portuguese Proverb
Necessity teaches even the lame to dance. - German

Proverb
There are good and bad everywhere. - Italian Proverb
The chamber-bell (chamber-clapper, or curtain lecture)

is the worst sound one have in his ears. - Italian

Proverb
Sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander. - English

Proverb
From that dust comes this mud. - Spanish Proverb
The higher the monkey climbs the more he shows his tail.

- German Proverb
God gives almonds to one who has no teeth. - Spanish

Proverb
Jack will never make a gentleman. - Portuguese Proverb
In Blindman's land your one-eyed man's a god. - German

Proverb
If you have a loitering servant, set his dinner before

him and send him on an errand. - Spanish Proverb
Good ware was never dear. - Italian Proverb
Every clown can find fault, though it would puzzle him

to do better. - German Proverb
He who likes cherries soon learns to climb. - German

Proverb
Travel broadens the mind. - Italian Proverb
Exchange is no robbery. - German Proverb
A rotting fish begins to stink at the head. - Italian

Proverb
The ass that is hungry eats thistles. - Portuguese

Proverb
Not everyone who has a cowl on is a monk. - Russian

Proverb
Good things come in small packages. - Portuguese Proverb
An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too

late. - Portuguese Proverb
He who builds a house, or marries, is left with a lank

purse. - Spanish Proverb
One who smiles rather than rages is always the stronger.

- Japanese Proverb
Whom we love best, to them we can say least. - English

Proverb
Seven is company, and nine confusion. (Alluding to a

dinner party.) - Spanish Proverb
Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution. -

American Proverb
Better to fall from the window than the roof. - Italian

Proverb
The greater the truth, the greater the libel. - English

Proverb
A starved town is soon forced to surrender. - Italian

Proverb
Love knows not labour. - Italian Proverb
He who prates much, lies much. - German Proverb
More is done with words than with hands. - German 
Proverb

He is always right who suspects that he makes mistakes. 
- Spanish Proverb

Boil stones in butter, and you may sip the broth. - 
Italian Proverb
Much ado and little help. - English Proverb

Let no one say, "Of this water I will not drink". 
Spanish Proverb

Mind your own business.

German Proverb The cask full, the mother-in-law drunk.

Life is short, death is long.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

If you don't know where you are going, every road will 
get you nowhere.

It takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to 
destroy it.

People would worry less about what others think of them 
if they only realized how seldom they do.

Expectations are for the unsure.

The best time to plant an oak tree is 20 years ago, the 
next best time is right now!

I am sorry I offended you I should have lied.

The tip you leave now for lunch would have bought you 
one twenty years ago.

Praise can be your most valuable asset as long as you 
don't aim it at yourself.

The cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself 
down.

Choose well Your choice is brief, and yet endless.

The past is history Tomorrow's a mystery Today is a gift 
That's why we call it the present.

If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day, teach a man to 
fish, feed him for life.

Common sense is not that common.

Happy laughter and family voices in the home will keep 
more kids off the streets at night than the strictest 
curfew.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

The fastest way to find something you've lost is to 
replace it.

How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans  
A canner can can as many cans as a canner can if  
A canner can can cans.

Remember that failure is an event not a person.

A man who is attracted by your mental appearance loves 
you more than a man who is attracted by your physical 
appearance.

Some people grumble because roses have thorns Be 
thankful instead that thorns have roses.

Having your lawyer pay for lunch will be very expensive 
in the end.

Fear grows from what we don't know, faith comes from 
what we do.

Every time a report comes about the dangers of second-
hand cigarette smoke, he goes around blowing smoke in 
people's faces.

Don't marry for money you can borrow it cheaper.

Nobody is perfect I am Nobody!!!

Selflessness is the highest achievement.

People are not in touch with reality, if they think they 
are important

Astronomers do it under the stars.

A good friend see the first tear, catches the second and 
stops the third.

You can win more friends with your ears than you can 
with your mouth!

Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks.

You can turn dollars into cents, and sense into dollars, 
though not dollars into sense.

Hiccup teacup!

Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.

Nine nimble noblemen nibbled nuts.

Sex is the question, no is the answer.

Moose noshing much mush.

A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.

Take a slow boat to china.

The big bad baby brought the bought black blanket back
Boredom sets into boring minds.

When you play with fire, you're gonna get burned.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an 
airplane.

Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get 
undressed?

A man with a watch knows what time it is A man with two 
watches is never sure.

The idea is not responsible for the people who believe 
in it.

We often see further through a tear, than through a 
telescope.

Sing like you know the words dance like no one's 
watching and love like it's never going to hurt.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, 
so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.

If life deals you a lemon, make lemonade.

Having the right to do it, doesn't mean it is right to 
do it.

Happy smoke (marijauna).

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what 
you're getting.

Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go 
practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

Deep, dark jungle.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another 
is essential to your own.

Astronomers do it variably.

You can't get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

Easy come, easy go.

Excuse For Not Having Math Homework: Isaac Newton's 
birthday.

Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared 
sealskins to seasick sailors.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and 
carry a clipboard.

Doctor, doctor, my hair's coming out Can you give me 
something to keep it in Certainly how about a paper 
bag?

An elephant is a mouse built to government 
specifications.

Don't eat the yellow snow.

Eleven benevolent elephants.

Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people 
without children.

Excuse For Not Having Math Homework: I have a solar 
powered calculator and it was cloudy.

Red lorry, yellow lorry.

One who looks for a friend without faults will have 
none.

You cound'nt pull a pint, never mind a bird.

Astronauts do it above the atmosphere.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be 
vague.

Push yourself to the limit as often as possible.

No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking 
questions.

Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of 
that comes from bad judgment.

Don't get good at doing something if you don't like 
doing it.

There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the 
other three thieves go through.

I pretend to work They pretend to pay me.

Dust is a disk's worst enemy.

Bought the farm.

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you 
recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Pray as if everything dependeds on GOD, Act as if 
everything dependeds on yourself!

Humans are like tea bags They never realize their 
strength until they are put in hot water.

As interesting as two blind men having a conversation in 
sign language another cliche.

Success: its an never ending improvement in what you do.

My best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have 
the best time.

A talent is formed in stillness, a character in the 
world's torrent.

The beloved of the Almighty are the rich who have the 
humility of the poor, and the poor who have the 
magnanimity of the rich.

People will accept your idea more readily, if you tell 
them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.

Your children know you love them by your presence, not 
your presents.

Exact same (whatever) as you.

Christianity is not a crutch It's a pair of wings.

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day teach a man 
to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime.

Better late than never!

Willie's really weary.

Can't never could do anything Till could came along and 
whipped Can't butt now can't can do a lot.

Brad's big black bath brush broke.

You didn't get a brain that day either They were only 
handing them out to people who would use them

I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an 
unarmed man.

Butcher's window: Let me meat your needs.

God didn't promise us it would be easy or painless; He 
just promised us it would be worth it!

Alice asks for axes.

It is not always enough to be forgiven by others.

Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.

Beauty is quite different from charm, beauty is what you 
notice in a woman, charm is when a woman notices you.

what are you going to do for a face when the monkey 
wants his bum back?

Cady is dandy, but liquor is quicker, (Ogden Nash).

Eighty percent of life's satisfaction comes from 
meaningful relationships.

Youth wastes away, but immaturity can last a lifetime.

You did touch me but didn't feel my pain. Jesus came and 
touched me and I don't feel the pain any more.

Well, that beats a jab in the eye with a sharp stick.

Only boring people get bored.

If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie,

No man ever injured his eyesight by looking on the 
bright side of things.

la via esta duro, amigo.

To find the person you can truly trust, look no further 
than the nearest mirror.

Habit never goes Because if you remove H Abit remains, 
If you remove A Bit remains, If you remove B It still 
remains.

Remember, worth and value are not wrapped up in what you 
do.

You are not a human doing You are a human being.

Sign on a church bulletin board: Planning to go to 
Heaven Get your flight training here.

Yellow leather, yellow feather, yellow lemon.

I have learned that heroes are the people who do what 
has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of 
the consequences.

Here comes twiddle dee and twiddle dum.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had 
about you.

Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view 
mirror.

A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to 
slow down by his doctor instead of by the police.

Inside every large problem there is a small problem 
struggling to get out.

You OFF my planet!

The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

Killing time murders opportunities.

Those who admire the freedom of birds have never built a 
nest.

Faults are thick when love is thin.

The willow knows what the storm does not; the power to 
endure harm outlives the power to inflict it.

If absence makes the heart grow fonder, some people must 
really love church.

If a tree fell in the forest and no one was around, 
would it make a sound?

If I can only be with you in my dreams, then I want to 
sleep forever.

She sees cheese.

It is good to be a Christian and you know it, but it is 
better to be a Christian and show it!

Sentences that begin with "all women" are never, never 
true.

Budgets help you worry before you spend money, as well 
as, afterward.

Why can't blondes be pharmacists Because they can't 
figure out how to fit the bottle in the typewriter.

Feeling bad is just a new sensation.

What's that got to do with the price of rice in China?

Space is a dangerous place especially if it's between 
your ears!

I feel like a rat in a cage.

No pain, no gain.

If our gifts are not surrendered to God, we tend to beat 
people over the head with them.

Remember, don't put it off Go ahead and do it If 
you get to it And don't do it You may never get to 
it To do it Again.

Boob tube (TV).

The trouble with doing something right the first time is 
that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

Laugh, Laugh, I thought I'd die.

I love being free, it's the best way to be.

Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.

Live your own life, for you will die your own death.

Herblock's Law: if it is good, they will stop making it.

Are our oars oak?

Love the sinner but hate the sin.

With prayer as with other gifts from God, it is not what 
you get that counts, it's what you do with it.

Hurry when you have time, then you'll have time when you 
are in a hurry.

Confucius Say: Wife who put husband in doghouse soon 
find him in cathouse.

Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but 
accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.

A status symbol is a symbol, not status.

Murphy's Law isn't recursive Washing your car to make 
it rain doesn't work.

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of 
the heart.

The waiting is the hardest part.

Confucius Say: Baseball is wrong man with four balls 
cannot walk.

Yesterday is a cancelled cheque Tomorrow is a promised 
note Today is ready cash, use it!

Anger or hate can be a useful motivating force.

If you can't control the wind, adjust your sail.

Stand up and salute the red, white, and blue.

You sound reasonable Time to up the medication.

Don't seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise: seek 
what they sought.

A weird thing about humans is we work till we're sick to 
get a fortune, then pay a fortune to get well again.

A luxury once enjoyed becomes a necessity.

A guilty conscience needs no accuser.

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is 
never a candidate.

Black Bugs Bleed Black Blood.

You can't test courage cautiously.

I rather lose a second in my life, than my life in a 
second.

He who can take no interest in what is small, will take 
false interest in what is great.

And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be?

Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a damn.

If your vision doesn't scare you, then both your vision 
and your God are too small.

God had promised salvation to your repentance, but he 
has not promised tomorrow to your procrastination.

We may not be what we want to be, but thank God we are 
not what we used to be.

It was all so different before everything changed.

Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.

Learning is forging a head Thinking is foraging a head.

Worry is interest paid in advance for a debt you may 
never owe.

You don't have to blow out anothers candle to make yours 
shine bright.

What ails Alex asks Alice.

A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense.

A computer is almost human except that it does not 
blame its mistakes on another computer.

Reading the Bible without meditating on it is like 
trying to eat without swallowing.

Trying to squash a rumour is like trying to unring a 
bell.

'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with 
only the left hand.

A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his 
influence stops.

The truth won't be told by the few who know.

The devil you know is better than the devil you don't 
know.

Astronomers do it with long tubes.

A government big enough to give you everything you want 
is a government big enough to take from you everything 
you have.

Wisdom is not truth.

Money talks I'll not deny I heard it once 
It said good-bye.

There are times when forgetting can be just as important 
as remembering and even more difficult.

He who slings mud looses ground.

I slit the sheet and the sheet slit me the slit in the 
sheet was slit by me.

You never lose by loving, you only lose by holding back.

Don't be afraid of tomorrow, for God has already been 
there.

Miss Smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.

The biggest liar you'll ever have to deal with probably 
watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.

A dancer goes quick on her beautiful legs; a duck goes 
quack on her beautiful eggs.

He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the 
next exit.

Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers.

Love hurts.

The sum of human knowledge is not contained in any one 
language.

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of 
thinking.

A little lie is like a little pregnancy it doesn't take 
long before everyone knows.

Penny wise, pound foolish.

God doesn't call people who are qualified He calls 
people who are willing, and then He qualifies them.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they 
taste funny?

Always and never are two words you should always 
remember never to use.

Excited executioner exercising his excising powers 
excessively.

If danger's a step away, safety's a step away.

When they were giving out looks, you thought they said 
books, and you said "Give me something funny".

Never be afraid to try something new Remember, amateurs 
built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

There is nothing wrong in having nothing to say, unless 
you insist on saying it.

Six crisp snacks.

Don't worry that children never listen to you; worry 
that they are always watching you.

A dog who attends a flea circus most likely will steal 
the whole show.

Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born 
and after they are dead.

A good conscience is a soft pillow.

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you 
haven't fallen asleep yet.

I just want to turn on the light and have it work I 
don't want to know where the electricity comes from.

Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.

Most people don't even know why they feel they have to 
work.

The safest way to cross life's streets is to hold hands.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's 
birthday but never remembers her age.

The best way to beat your enemy is to beat him at 
politeness.

You can't prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over 
your head, but can prevent them from building their nest 
on it.

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are 
a referee.

I love you 2 day, I love you 2 morrow, I love you 4 
ever.

The will to win is important, but the will to prepare is 
vital.

The deepest waters make the least noise.

Bones; there are 206 in the human body No need for 
dismay, however: two bones of the middle ear have never 
been broken in a skiing accident.

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck 
in my nose.

Immature love I love you because I need you 
Mature love I need you because I love you.

When they were giving out heads, you thought they said 
sheds, and you said "I'd like a nice big wooden one".

Tie twine to three tree twigs.

Emotional responses are as valuable as intellectual 
responses.

Don't limit your challenges challenge your limits.

He heats the knives so his family won't use too much 
butter.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing 
the world that he didn't exist.

Worry is the darkroom in which 'negatives' are 
developed.

Working for Alyeska is smoking a joint, the more you 
suck the higher you get.

I correctly recollect Rebecca MacGregor's reckoning.

When I pray, coincidences happen, and when I don't pray, 
they don't.

If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come 
in.

Busier than a pig on ice.

Stride and strut goeth before a fall; tried and true 
goeth before a raise.

To be or not to be.

One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy 
can make a person gain five pounds.

Some goals are so worthy, it's glorious even to fail.

Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared 
wrongly in a rural brewery.

Don't worry, be happy.

There are too many people praying for mountains of 
difficulty to be removed, when what they really need is 
courage to climb them.

Bacteria: the only culture some people have.

In the long run we get no more than we have been willing 
to risk giving.

Give according to your income, lest God will make your 
income like your giving.

Blessed is he who doesn't show hatefulness over what is 
lost, but instead, shows gratefulness over what is left.

The road of life (and endless varitaions).

We don't want a thing because we have found a reason for 
it we find a reason for it because we want it.

If you can't say something nice, become a reporter.

The last 7 words of a dying church: "We never did it 
like that before".

If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button 
stays the same?

Which rich wicked witch wished the wicked wish?

Human things must be known to be loved: but Divine 
Things must be loved to be known.

Sign at the Pavlov Institute: Knock: Please don't ring 
bell.

Astronomers do it while gazing at Uranus.

Hugs are not measured by quantity; they are measured by 
quality.

A chain is only as strong as it's weakest link.

Battin' your eyes like a toad frog in a hailstorm.

No one is responsible for all the things that happen to 
him, but he is responsible for the way he acts when they 
do happen.

Two kinds of people: Those who finish what they start 
and.

Courage is not the absence of fear Courage is the 
presence of fear with the capacity to manage and 
overcome it.

When an error has been detected and corrected, it will 
be found to have been correct in the first place.

Sly Sam slurps Sally's soup.

Shredded Swiss cheese.

As long as you put in the work, you can own the dream.

When the work stops, the dream disappears.

Rattle your bottles in Rollocks' van.

Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you 
need do to lose weight is to take a bath.

yada, yada, yada.

Have to go like a rushing racehorse.

Tears will get you sympathy Sweat will get you results.

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he 
chews?

A Slice of Pie ie piece of cake.

Cinnamon aluminum linoleum.

It is not the size of the dog in the fight but the size 
of the fight in the dog.

Some minds are like concrete all mixed up and 
permanently set.

Calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety.

All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money 
doesn't buy happiness.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

Didn't even say hello, drop dead.

Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.

The doctor is not able to operate the notable, because 
he has no table!

When you lie with dogs you get fleas.

Go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they 
may.

Empty as your head.

Sunshine city, sunshine city, sunshine city.

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, and on that slitted 
sheet I sit.

When all else fails, read the instructions.

You are getting old when you don't care where your 
spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

The more I know the more I know I don't know.

Women's faults are many, men have just two Everything 
they say and everything they do!

Repentance is sorrow for the deed not for getting 
caught.

Friendship: a building contract you sign with laughter 
and break with tears.

You can blow out a candle, but you can't blow out a 
Fire, once the flame begins to catch, the wind will blow 
it higher.

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and 
is now growing in the middle.

Shape up or ship out!

Even your family can betray you.

Learn from the past Live for today Look for tomorrow.

Take a nap this afternoon.

he/she wasn't worth it anyway.

Blessed is he who, having nothing to say, refrained from 
giving wordy evidence of the fact.

Tighter than Dick's hat band.

Treat anger like gold Spend it wisely or not at all.

To be or not to be I think its a trick question.

Nice perfume Must you marinate in it?

Susan shineth shoes and socks; socks and shoes shines 
Susan.

There's no I in team.

When the rubber hits the road (meaning: when it comes 
down to it).

I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for 
you.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

A hate rumor doesn't count as personal growth.

Examine what is said, not who speaks.

Quoting one is plagiarism Quoting many is research.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

If you understand something today, it must be obsolete.

Dogs have masters Cats have staff.

My goose is cooked.

I can get more out of God by believing Him for one 
minute than by shouting at Him all night.

Second place is the first loser.

I am a poet and did not know it I make a rhyme every 
time.

Life is so short, I want to experience as much as 
possible.

When confronted with a Goliath-sized problem, which way 
do you respond: "He's too big to hit" or like David, 
"He's to big to miss"?

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a 
statistic.

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience 
wisely.

Sex is like nose picking It's fine as long as you 
practice it yourself, but it's disgusting watching 
someone else doing it.

I am so glad God sees the whole video tape of my life, 
and not just a snapshot of where I am now.

The best ideas come as jokes Make your thinking as 
funny as possible.

Doctor, doctor, my little boy's swallowed a bullet What 
shall I do Well, for a start, don't point him at me.

If you decide not to choose then you've already made the 
wrong choice! 
life sucks, and then you die.

There are three sides to any story, my side, his side 
and the truth.

Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.

Never place anything bigger in your ear than your elbow.

He was dead upfront with me.

Buses stop at bus stations, trains at train stations, my 
desk has a workstation.

If God is your co-pilot, switch seats with Him 
God should be your pilot!

It is not the load that breaks you down; it's the way 
you carry it.

They are happiest who have power to gather wisdom from a 
flower.

How many of you believe in telekinesis Raise MY hand!

Confucius Say: War doesn't determine who is right, war 
determines who is left.

You could better start giving me mouth to mouth, because 
you just took my breath away!

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop 
speech when words become superfluous.

As long as you don't forgive, who and whatever it is 
will occupy rent-free space in your mind.

It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to 
burn off.

We can admire what we see, but we can only love what we 
truly know.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather 
did--in his sleep Not screaming like the passengers in 
his car.

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the 
judgment that something else is more important than 
fear.

He who buys what he does not need steals from himself.

Managing an imaginary menagerie?

Those we hurt the most are often those we love the most.

When the work is done, I will have time for myself.

He who is not grateful for the good things he has would 
not be happy with what he wishes he had.

The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make 
anything.

I am better off alone.

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

A person can fail many times, but they are not really a 
failure until they start to blame someone else.

Astronomers do it in the dark.

At work, the authority of a person is inversely 
proportional to the number of pens that person is 
carrying.

Wild horses couldn't keep me away.

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells Pregnant 
with twins.

That dog will hunt.

Been there, done that.

Six quick sneezes, six quick sneezes, six quick sneezes.

The myth of Miss Muffet.

Poor planning on your part does not create an emergency 
on my part.

A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who 
will never find out.

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

We occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of us 
pick ourselves up and hurry on as if nothing happened.

One often learns more from ten days of agony than from 
ten years of contentment.

Keep your head and your heart in the right direction and 
you will not have to worry about your feet.

Telling the boss what a good worker you are is worth 
1% showing him is worth 96%.

No, my powers can only be used for good.

I'm so hungry I could eat a bear.

Better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot.

When we die we leave behind us all that we have and take 
with us all that we are.

There will come a day when all the work is finished or 
when it is too late to finish it.

A budget is something we go without to stay within.

Seen on the back of a biker's vest: If you can read this, 
my wife fell off.

There is no future in time travel.

Break a leg.

Talk is cheap, barbers give it away free with haircuts.

Laughter is like changing a baby's diaper It doesn't 
permanently solve any problems, but it makes things more 
acceptable for awhile.

Was the saw I saw saw in Arkansas.

Believe your beliefs and doubt your doubts.

If you find a four-leaf clover, it means you have 
entirely too much time on your hands.

We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point 
of view.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

How about never Is never good for you?

No man is a failure who has friends.

Happiness will never come to those who fail to 
appreciate what they already have.

I was born on a pirate ship Hold your tongue while 
saying it.

it's not the heat, it's the humidity.

Be of use, but don't be used.

Nine nice night nymphs.

I understand that Animal Magic is your favorite show 
because so many of your relatives are on it.

Lord, may others treat me tomorrow as I have treated 
them today.

Confucius Say: Man who fight with wife all day get no 
piece at night.

Make like the wind and blow out of here.

We are in danger of forgetting that we cannot do what 
God does, and that God will not do what we can do.

I'm all ears.

I'm a lawyer "Honest?" "No, the usual kind".

Be beautiful if you can, wise if you want to But be 
respected, that is essential.

May your children be so famous every policeman knows 
them.

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, 
Everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a 
cat that will ignore him.

Ruth's red roof.

Some people reach the top of the ladder of success only 
to find it is leaning against the wrong wall.

Don't ever slam a door you may want to go back.

Put your creed in your deed.

if the shoe fits, wear it.

Ink drys, paper burns, but what is written in the soul 
will last an eternity.

When they were giving out brains, you thought they said 
canes, and you said "I won't need one of those".

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

Gus goes by Blue Goose bus.

hear me now, believe me later.

Confucius Say: Man who sit on tack get point!

Come, work for the Lord The work is hard, the hours 
long and the pay is low But the retirement benefits are 
out of this world.

Optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're 
looking for, you've come to the right place.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they 
made out of meat?

A friend is someone who dances with you in the sunlight 
and walks beside you in the shadows.

Hating someone is like burning down your house to get 
rid of a rat.

A cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

Hi-Tech Traveling Tractor Trailor Truck Tracker.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same 
time.

I think I've forgotten this before.

I don't take it personally Every time you open your 
mouth you offend someone.

Monkey see, monkey do.

Too many Christians are no longer fishers of men but 
keepers of the aquarium.

Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to 
hammer in nails.

when in doubt, consult your inner child if it doesn't 
come naturally, leave it.

Good, better, best Never rest Until good be better And 
better best.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person 
again; it was probably worth it.

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he 
treats those who can do nothing for him.

There are no strangers in this world, just friends we've 
never met.

I just got skylights put in my place The people who 
live above me are furious.

Where will you be sitting in eternity--smoking or non-
smoking?

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has courage to 
lose sight of the shore.

Your barn door is open.

dead in the water.

Break a leg!

I don't know for sure, I'm guessing 
no problem, it's a cinch.

Go peddle your peppers elsewhere.

Silence is golden, and example is the best teacher, so 
is a silent example a golden teacher, or is a 
silent teacher a golden example?

Golden Rule: Those who have the gold rule.

Fat people are harder to kidnap.

shooter's touch (basketball cliche) 
bend a few stories or yarns (lie).

Some people attend church three times in their lives: 
when they're hatched, when they're matched, and when 
they're dispatched.

I have gotten to the age where I need my false teeth and 
hearing aid before I can ask where I left my glasses.

Abuse of power comes as no surprise.

Allow me to introduce my selves.

A stand can be made against invasion of an army; no 
stand can be made against invasion of an idea.

You may pass violets looking for roses and contentment 
looking for victory.

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.

The purpose of education is to replace an empty mind 
with an open one.

Didn't I dissect you in a biology class one time?

women: can't live with them, pass the beer nuts.

When you write copy you have the right to copyright the 
copy you write.

Astronomers do it universally.

The shutter's shut, the son did utter,

Spark plug car park.

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

If it is worth doing, it is worth overdoing!

When asking a question of someone your not sure of, only 
ask if you know half the answer.

He folds his newspaper so the guy next to him in the bus 
can only read half the newspaper.

How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel 
if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?

Remove Serendipity from cliche list.

Local yokel jokes.

Notice: The only person getting his work done by Friday 
was Robinson Crusoe.

Money is an excellent servant, but a horrible master.

this is a process of eliminating options.

Leadership is an opportunity to serve.

It is not a 
trumpet call to self importance.

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a 
coffin?

Heroes and winners aren't the same thing.

A rumor is as hard to unspread as butter.

Life is full of surprises 
Just say "never" and you'll see.

Astronomers do it with young stars.

going, going, gone.

Mostly you should mind your own business.

Ulcers are caused not so much by what we eat as what's 
eating us.

A gentle word, like summer rain, may soothe some heart 
and banish pain.

What joy or sadness often springs, from 
just the simple little things!

pass (ie, Let's head them off at the pass).

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Live each day as if it were your last, but learn from 
each day as if you will live forever.

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without 
repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

There is always something to be thankful for.

If you 
can't pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not 
one of your creditors.

Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are 
open.

If things get better with age, I'm approaching 
magnificent!

It is not that I disagree with you, it is just that I'm 
not in full accord.

It's better to be naive than jaded
Silence is the only thing that can't be misquoted!

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn 
louder.

Middle age starts when you have been warned to slow 
down, not by a motorcycle cop, but by your doctor.

Repentance is never something to be ashamed of.

If you want to be well liked never lie about yourself, 
and be careful when telling the truth about others.

Initiative is the ability to do the right thing  
efficiency is the ability to do the thing right  
effectiveness is doing the right things.

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling, but in 
rising every time we fall.

Not our activity for Him but our captivity to Him!

To let a fool kiss you is stupid To let a kiss fool you 
is worse.

(I'm all over that) like a fly on shit.

One reason why computers can do more work than people is 
that they never have to stop and answer the phone.

Quality is presence of value and not absence of mistake.

The quest for beauty is a quest for love.

Doesn't know his arse from his elbow.
Don't worry about it.

I've never listened to a thing 
you've said since the day I met you.

She slits the sheet she sits on.

The ochre ogre ogled the poker.

I am not an organ donor, but I once gave an old piano to 
the Salvation Army.

Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of 
bug blood
Say what you mean, mean what you say, but don't say it 
mean.

Observation: Logic is a systematic method of coming to 
the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Live by what you trust, not by what you fear.

There are no passengers on spaceship Earth- we are all 
the crew.

Plenty of love, Tons of kisses, Hope some day, To be 
your Mrs.
so let it be written; so let it be done.

Politics is used for personal gain
Wishing things away is